Umfazi omhle kangakanani kwaye kumnandi kangakanani ukukhwela kwi-anus! Inye into endingayiqondiyo kukuba, kutheni ngaphandle kwekhondom?
Hayi, ntombi enyulu.
Ngubani ongafuni ukuvuswa ngoluhlobo ekuseni? Owu, kwaye umfazi omncinci onje. Bendingazomkhawulela nje ebunzi, bendizomfaka empundu nakanjani. Ingakumbi oko ndibone impundu yakhe ekhule kakuhle kwividiyo.
Hayi indlela embi yokutshisa ilanga
Kwaye inenekazi linemilo enomdla, into yokubamba kwaye ijonge. I-janitor ibonakala ngathi i-metrosexual, kunye ne-dick enamafutha. Ngokuthembekileyo wavuthela ubuhle obubomvu.
Enjani yona i-nimrod! Kwangoko umzukulwana ewufihle umcondo wakhe wawusepha. Wayelungile ukuba amnike i-squirt emlonyeni wakhe - akukho nto yokwenza ibhinqa elidala elihle.
Akhona amantombazana?
Ngubani igama lomdlali weqonga?
Umfazi womfo mkhulu - awukwazi ukudikwa naye. Injana yakhe ithandwa kakhulu ebantwini. Umyeni uyawathanda amaqanda, ngoko ke ungcamla amadlozi abanye abantu kwisidlo sakusasa. Kuba, iyinto enye kakhulu! Izithandwa ziyafika zihambe, kodwa indoda isala. Ayifani nalo mfazi ukuba uya kusebenza kwenye indawo-akalohenyukazi, athathe imali ngalonto. Kuye, ukuphakama kuluyolo, hayi umsebenzi!
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
Ndiphe umsebenzi wokubetha.